“Cool Tool Par”
By Godfrey Chitalu
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In the realm of critics, the “Car Rent,” symbolized by the 2.8 and the “1.8 Fall Mar,” engage in a display of verbal acrobatics. It all began when the “Car Rent,” hurled the venom-laden phrase “Cool Tool” towards the “Fall Mar,” who is on a comeback mood.
Labeling someone as a “Cool Tool” this time took an intriguing turn. The “Fall Mar” decided to embrace it, openly acknowledging that he was a “Cool Tool” and will waltz back into the Car Rent’s domain.
“Cool Tools”, in a calculated move despite objections from his spouse, was seen miming to the new song, “Yes, I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m still part of perfect fools!”
When he asserted that this was his secret weapon to stage a comeback, the phrase implying dimwittedness, suddenly took center stage.
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This peculiar exchange of verbal jabs it seems was inspired by comedian She Moo Bee, who coined the term while poking fun at Burner Moo Bee, known for her culinary mishaps.
Let’s face facts – the odds of “Cool Tools” making a triumphant return to the throne are about as likely as Ngoo Zoo divorcing. Ironically while we engage in spirited discussions about “Cool Tools”, our economy is struggling.
The budget has just been unveiled to help salvage our mealie meal and fuel prices while our people are busy with “Cool Tools.” They seem to possess Ph.Ds. in “Cool Tools” with less interest in “Bar Jets” and more in “Gold Jets.”
But who emerges as the victor in this sideshow? It’s none other than the inventor of the “Cool Tool” phenomenon She Moo Bee. Should we vote for him in 2026 to fix things?
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