A 29-YEAR-OLD wife of Chimbombo District in 15 Miles is on the verge of losing her marriage for load shedding her husband’s manhood when he is with his side chick.
With charms in his hands, which he claimed had been discovered in their house, Anxen Mwamachiya, 39, shared with the Matero Local Court that he was convinced his wife, Exildah Muyumbe was using them on him because his ‘propeller shaft’ could no longer transmit power to another woman’s birth canal.
While sweating like he was in the hot district of Chirundu, Anxen told the court that it was not fair that his instrument of power only assumed its Zanaco status (big, strong and reliable) when he was with his wife who is an SDA and sworn enemy of pork.
The couple tied the knot four years ago and in the first two years, the union was as smooth as the Kafue-Mazabuka stretch but became deplorable like the Kasama-Mbala road last year.
“I found charms in the house. She has been using charms on me. I discovered 13 plastics in the house, all containing charms. There are always charms in the water I bathe and drink. I see them. Under the pillow, I always find white stuff. On top of that, whenever I confront her, she says she will go to Tanzania to get more charms to make my manhood stop working completely.”
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“There was a time she found me with another woman and threatened to cut off my manhood. She even told me that if she did not succeed in making my private parts stop working, she would make sure I died a painful death. This woman has destroyed my life. She has damaged my manhood. Her charms are working because, despite everything she has done to me, I still want her,” he lamented.
Apart from putting her husband’s organ of pleasure on flight mode, Exildah was also accused of having insulting abilities that surpassed those of Kalampa supporters, the Nkana Football Club fans in Kitwe.
But according to Exildah’s side of the story, Anxen was being economical with the truth because the charms he was referring to were the very ones he got for her to keep her body warm.
“The traditional medicine I had was the one for my pregnancy and the other one was for putting in my tea to warm my body. He knew about this and even encouraged me to be taking the one for warming my body.”
Exildah also shared that she did not know where the accusation of her husband’s inability to perform elsewhere was coming from because as far as she was concerned, he was as boastful as a Manchester United fan everytime he performed well in bed, telling the whole world about his adultery fixtures.
“I find it strange that he is saying he doesn’t perform in bed with his girlfriend because he brags to my face that he has another woman. His girlfriend recently called me, saying, ‘No matter what, I will marry your husband.’
“When I told him about it, he said yes, he had found an intelligent woman and that she was the one he was marrying,” she said.
Magistrate Lewis Mumba could not deliver judgment after establishing that the couple shared a house and a plot, which needed to be visited before a ruling could be made.
Magistrate Mumba therefore adjourned the matter to October 7 for a site visit.
By Catherine Pule
Kalemba
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